Mission Statement
"Meta State University seeks to provide students in a post-modern age with substitutes for value and truth adequate for a life which, while not meaningful, instantiates an adequate non-absolutist placeholder for meaning."
Calendar of Events
Monday, 9:00 AM Social Sciences Research Seminar
"What the data shows! Do we really end our titles with a colon followed by the words, 'an empirical study?': An Empirical Study."
Tuesday, 1:00 PM Womens Studies Colloquium on Feminist Ethics
"Ending Male Aggressiveness: Using Care and Nurturing
to Crush and Humiliate the Oppressors."
Tuesday, 3:30 PM Male Bonding Discussion Group
"They Eat Our Porridge: The Myth of Feminist Ethics"
Thursday, 1:00 PM Teacher Education 'Hands-On' Workshop
"Increased Thumbtack Effectivenss with Pointed End Towards Board."
Thursday, 1:15 PM Nursing Practicum
"Triage Strategies for Thumbtack Injuries"
Friday, 2:00 PM. Post Modern Society Inaugural Meeting
The Post Modern Society's twice rescheduled meeting will take
place Friday if those interested can agree on what "2:00 Friday"
means.
Visit the Rest of Meta State from the Links on the Left
Available or Coming Soon
Consulting: Get your program accredited by our accreditation service
Exit Exam: Our comprehensive graduation exam
Admin: Memo's from the administrative genius, Dean Donno
Sociology: The rigorous axiomatization of the Social Sciences
Faculty Talk: Archives of faculty list serv discussions
Haiku: Meta State's Revolutionary Haiku College
